Funny thing... we just played a "2 things" version of this as a game for my team holiday party (you had to guess which person went with which fact)

1) I upchucked in the middle of the lobby of a famous church in Helsinki. 

2) I love to sing and play piano... but I can't carry a tune in a hermetically sealed bucket. (thank heavens for showers.)

3) I've slept on some of the nicest dinner tables in France.

4) In friendships, I'm usually the "Rhoda" or "Ethel" (rarely the "Mary" or "Lucy")

5) My toenails are tiny.